I fucking hate the Muppets!!!!
There. I said it. It's out. I truly fucking hate the Muppets. I hate how they infiltrate everything. I'm watching a cooking show... there they are, fucking Muppets talking about food they don't eat. I'm watching Project Runway, and there is that freakin swine Miss Piggy, demanding a new outfit. What the fuck! Austin Scarlett even said that he felt Miss Piggy and he were kindred spirits. Seriously Austin? She's a fucking sock!! I don't want to see Martha Stewart chatting it up with Kermit. I don't want to see Emeril reduced to being embarrassed by his pork obsession because Miss Piggy is on the show that day. And I really really never want to see that annoying fucking Elmo ever again!! Elmo is the worst of them all.
I guess to be fair I can say that I don't hate all the Muppets, like I kind of dig the Swedish Chef, and of course, the Count. Beaker's pretty cool. And I like the musician Muppets ok. But that's as far as I go. That's it. The rest of the Muppets need to put a sock in it and shut the fuck up!