Showing posts with label hate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hate. Show all posts

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Love Hate

Things I love....
  • Mia famiglia (even though they do fall into the category below at times)
  • Strawberries
  • My friends
  • Zebras
  • Sex
  • Chocolate
  • Peter Murphy
  • My kitties
  • Vampires
  • My tattoo's
  • Ipad
  • Erotica
  • Talking about sex with anyone who appreciates it as much as I do
  • People who make me think
  • Joe Strummer
  • Cooking
  • Sleep

Ahhh sleep.  I love sleep, sleeping, dreaming, snuggling up under warm blankets.  I love going to bed and falling asleep easily, sleeping through the night, and waking up refreshed.  Unfortunately, that rarely happens.  I have difficulty falling asleep quite often.  My brain just doesn't want to shut off the million things going through it on a regular basis.  And when beautiful sleep does find me, it doesn't take much for me to wake again and be bombarded by all the thoughts I'd rather not be thinking about at 3:00 am.  I'm a horrible napper.  It just rarely happens for me unless I'm sick.  But oh those days when everything aligns and sleep, glorious sleep comes to me, I wonder if I'm actually smiling in my sleep at the joy I'm feeling.


Things I hate...
  • Oranges
  • Olive Garden (or any mass produced chain of mediocre food)
  • Ignorance
  • Posers
  • Phoniness (see posers)
  • Talking politics or religion with anyone too emotionally invested
  • Being ignored
  • Stinkeye
  • Lame jokes sent to my cell phone
  • Writers block
  • Bad music (I'm talking to you Coldplay, Nickleback, and many others)
  • Bigotry of any kind
  • Judgmental people
  • Vulgarity 
  • Insomnia
  • Liars
  • Spam calls to my cell phone (I'm on the do not call list, still get them)
  • Hot dogs

Hot dogs.  Yes I hate them.  I didn't like them as a child and I don't like them now.  They are one of those foods that can be described as containing everything but the squeal (at least when they are made from pork, otherwise they would be containing everything but the moo).  A tube of God only knows what, forced into a casing and then boiled, fried, grilled whatever.  They're so disgusting.  Hooves and snout and *shudder* whatever else.  And those Chicago dogs look worst of all!   I don't know what's is more nauseating, that neon green relish or all the other stuff that pretty much amounts to putting a salad on top of your hot dog.  Either way, it's fucking gross.  Then again, all that other stuff probably masks the grossness of the dog itself.  Don't they even put mayonnaise on it?  I happen to like mayo, the real stuff not that disgusting Miracle Whip shit, but putting it on a hot dog sounds nasty.  So no, when I go to a ball game I do not eat hot dogs.  When I go to a picnic, I do not eat hot dogs.  When I go to my nieces birthday party every year, I do not eat those disgusting croissant dogs that she loves so much.  I'll take a burger thankyouverymuch.